I Have an Announcement!

I know, it’s been over a year since my last review. But that’s about to change! Probably!


Let’s get serious for a minute

I was warned; I can’t claim otherwise. You guys told me that New Moon would be worse than Twilight. I believed you, but I didn’t understand. Twilight is so terrible, I couldn’t comprehend another book being as bad, let alone worse. But now, I can. In just twenty-nine pages of New Moon, Stephenie Meyer has written a worse book than all 498 pages of Twilight. This first chapter made me cringe and roll my eyes and scoff and all the other things that Twilight did, but it also made me angry, much angrier than anything in Twilight had. I have nearly four pages of notes on this chapter, enough for a lengthy review. And you’ll get it, I promise. But I feel I need to write something separate from the review first. Continue reading

Welcome, minions!

Hey, everybody! Welcome to What the F*@# Am I Reading?! I appreciate those loyal minions who came across from my old blog and hope I can continue entertaining you all. To the new minions, welcome aboard! I’ve just finished Twilight (alright, as of writing this, I’m not done yet, but I will have by the time anyone reads this) and I’m starting New Moon. I expect things to only get worse from here, so pull up a seat and watch the meltdown! If you’re new here, be sure to check out my archive (there’s a link at the top of the page) and catch up on my Twilight review.